Being a varsity competitor,
in high school wrestling and in professional wrestling, isn't easy for such a youngster like me. Many athletes
look upon my size and have false judgments. What they don't know is... its not the size of the lion in the fight, its
the size of the fight in lion.
In the ring, with the IWF fans behind me, my size
never matters as the adrenaline in the air makes me stronger than any other opponent that I see before my eyes.
Varsity isn't just phrase, its a lifestyle that I have earned and its one I'm going to continue living.
Interview with Kevin Knight (January
2010) by: Jerry Wiseman Columbus Pro Wrestling Examiner
1. Your dream
opponent would be?
There are two, and I've been lucky enough to wrestle them many times before, and that's
WWE Hall of Famer Tito Santana and WWE Legend Honky Tonk Man. They both serve as guest instructors at IWF Pro Wrestling School
in West Paterson, NJ, and have wrestled on many Independent Wrestling Federation live events.
2. What
is your best road story?
Anytime traveling with WWE Legend Honky Tonk Man. Just listening to his stories
hours on-end are priceless.
3. Who is someone you always like to watch wrestle?
Currently
its Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Undertaker, Chris Jericho, Big Show, and Edge. In days gone by, Ted DiBiase, Jake
Roberts, Ric Flair, The Horsemen, Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan.
4. As a promoter who would be in your money
match?
Hulk Hogan versus Stone Cold Steve Austin.
5. Do you think tag team wrestling
is a lost art?
Yes. It's not easy to do and you have guys in wrestling who don't belong and who don't
understand how to do it. As a kid, I loved tag team matches. It was the best part of the show usually. Now, when there are
tag team matches on TV, it's usually with main event singles wrestlers teaming up, and not permanent teams.
6.
If you got the call from New York, would you change your gimmick and to what?
Haha they would change
it for me, and tell me what to do and tell me what to say. But that's not for me.
7. Do you think titles
need to mean something again?
Yes, I couldn't even tell you who any of the current champions are in WWE,
how does one organization have two separate heavyweight champions? There's a Monday night champion, a Tuesday night champion,
a Friday night champion. It's like boxing, too many titles, too many initials, too much confusion. And I don't watch TNA.
Do they even have titles there?
8. You own a promotion, who are the first five workers you hire?
Well, I would start from within with guys we already have or who have graduated from IWF Wrestling School. That
would be Fred Sampson who is now in FCW, Damian Adams, Chris Steeler, and myself (and since you said hire, does that mean
I finally get paid?). The fifth would be WWE Legend Young Stallion Jim Powers, who now serves as guest instructor at IWF Wrestling
School and who wrestles on IWF Live Events. You need a mentor like him who is a solid veteran to help with the foundation.
9. What is the craziest match you have done?
A Ladder Match with Eliminator John
Kronus of ECW fame back in 1999. I escaped alive, that's all I remember.
10. Do you prefer hardcore, traditional
or a mix of the two for your own matches?
Traditional, as it is the only style that holds up over time.
11. Besides yourself, who is the best to ever step into the ring?
Ric Flair and Hulk
Hogan. In my eyes, its a tie.
12. Who is your favorite opponent?
IWF Heavyweight
Champion Hi-Definition Chris Steeler.
13. If you could change one thing about the business, what would
it be?
I would not allow a microphone near the ring. Less talking.
14. Does wrestling
need a union?
Yes, at the major league level, WWE and TNA. The guy who sweeps up Madison Square Garden
after the wrestling show has more benefits and gets more rights than the guys who actually wrestled that night in front of
20,000 people.
15. What drew you into the business?
Watching guys like Hulk Hogan,
Roddy Piper and Ric Flair do their thing in the 1980's.
16. Do you think good and evil characters need
to be clearly defined again?
Yes, they are in WWE. Can't speak for TNA. I watched them once, couldn't
follow it, and won't watch it again.
17. In the annals of wrestling, what do you want to be said about
you?
I was a complete pain in the ass. And because of that, IWF Pro Wrestling School is one of the best
training facilities in the Country.
18. What decade, the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s or 00s do you think best
defined wrestling?
1980's.
19. Do you think Internet PPVs would help indie promotions?
Enough PPV's already. Indies should showcase their stuff free online and get themselves "out there".
20. What is one thing you want fans to know about.
You can check out the Independent
Wrestling Federation by visiting our web site at www.WrestlingIWF.com.
Yield to the Imperial Dictatorship
Web-Lecture
by Bruising Bookworm Frank Scoleri
Posted: January 9, 2010
Forgive me, vacant minds of
the world. There will be no Web-lecture this month. Instead, I shall directly address Kevin Knight and Jim Powers.
As a gentleman, and an enlightened individual, I offer mercy to you. Herr Stagg and I form the most
brutal duo the IWF has ever witnessed. Stagg can physically break you. I can mentally cripple you.
Our
strength is unparalleled, our ruthlessness is unmatched, and our dictatorship is absolute. Once that bell rings, our
offer of mercy will be rescinded, and your fates will be sealed. Should you two choose to pursue your futile quest,
it will be met with the fiercest, no, the deadliest of responses. Our warning has been delivered.
James
Powers, you of all, should heed my warning. This is an internal affair you have entered into. No amount of legendary
status will sway us from the path. Kevin Knight, your devotion to uneducated vagrants who flock to the IWF Arena will offer you no assistance. Their pleas for mercy will fall on deaf ears when Stagg and I break your body and mind.
Yield to the Imperial Dictatorship, or suffer!
The
Perfect Gift The Casino Chronicles
by
Mr. Casino
Posted: December 11, 2009
Christmas is
upon us, and this is going to truly be, a very Merry Christmas. Traditionally, houses are decorated with lights
and decor but for me, the only lights I need are the ones flashing over my gaming tables and slot machines.
However, this year, I'm in a little more of a decorating mood. The other day, I sent Pauly and Anthony to go
cut down the biggest, most beautiful tree they could find and when they returned, the smell of the freshly cut pine filled
my lungs with joy and thankfulness. It made me want to share my fortune with the rest of the world. I know how
much of a hassle it could be Christmas shopping for friends and family, and that is why I came up with the perfect gift.
My friends, I have created the perfect stocking stuffer. Now at IWF Centre, you can purchase the Mr. Casino
playing cards. Inside, contains 14 different pictures of myself doing what I do best. So, while you're drinking
your eggnog and spending quality time with each other, I bring the greatest holiday game to you and your entire
family.
Now, there is one more thing to complete my holiday. Tournaments have
always been one of my favorite hobbies, and that is why I entered this year's Tournament of Champions. And while everyone empties there stockings and opens their presents, I will be holding up the only gift I need this
year, and that is the golden trophy. I hope you enjoy the gifts you receive this year and I wish you all a very Merry
Christmas.
Dawg and Hush
The Dawg Pound
by Mad Dawg Jenkins
Posted: December 8, 2009
So everybody
wants to know why Mad Dawg Jenkins rolls with Hush Holiday.
To the best of my recollection, a few years back,
the Dawg and Hush were shootin dice with the boyz near the Bone Yard on the East Side of Jenkytown. The kid Hush
was on fire. He kept hitting seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven, seven till them boyz couldn't play no
more. Dawgie Dawg and Hush tripled our bank rolls and we partied all nite long with a fine pack of female
dawgs. We all howled at the moon until the sun dun shine. And then howled a little more.
Word on the
street is that Hush don't say much. Now, I may get hit in the head a lot, but you can't fool me. Hush is
always rappin, rhymin, free stylin and profile-lin. He also has quite the sense of humor.
Occasionally, he even does impressions. My favorite is the Obiwan Kenobi with a little Yoda mixed in "Mad
Dawgie, use the Jenk FORCE One." Luv that one... Now that I think about it, I hear Hush Obiwan and Yoda even
when Hush isn't around... well life is too short to try to go and figure it all out... Rock On, Bow Wow Wow Yippie
Yo Yippie Yay.
The
Gift of Enlightenment
Web-Lecture
by Bruising Bookworm Frank Scoleri
Posted: December 6, 2009
“'Tis
the season to be jolly.” Once again the time has come for the most “joyous” time of the year.
In just a few short weeks, Christmas will be upon us. This time of year is supposed to bring on brotherhood, peace,
and good will. Even one as superior as I cannot help but feel…utterly disgusted.
I bid you all welcome to the December Web-Lecture. In the spirit of the holiday season, I give you all a gift.
The gift of enlightenment, Lord knows you all could benefit from it. December the 25th, the holiest day of
the year, the night of our dear savior’s birth. Each year, I receive nothing but a hole in my heart when I see
what madness befalls the world.
The botanical genocide of cutting
down magnificent trees, the mass hysteria caused by rampant commercialism, and the trivial wishes of peace on earth, is makes
the bile creep up my gullet. What right do we have to destroy entire groves of magnificent trees, and for what?
To be trimmed with soulless symbols of what this holiday has become; shallow, vile, and corrupt. Trees are the lungs
of the world and we destroy countless acres to heighten the festivities of the times. Même maintenant je deviens
malade.
Lest we forget the hysteria brought on by the commercialistic
selfishness. Just last year many people were injured, a few unlucky souls were killed, trampled to death in the shopping
rush known as “Black Friday.” Where is your peace and good tidings, when people a killed to purchase a paltry
piece of plastic and some crude electronics, imported from China.
You
would benefit from a good book. I suggest Voltaire, but do not assume I wish provide you with my copy of his manuscript.
Combined with this hysteria is the hypocrisy of this holiday, is shallow trivialities of the tidings spread during this season.
This incongruous hollow charade, force jollity on every living being, and the notion of good will within all hearts, indeed.
Truthfully, if we believed such trivialities, they would be practiced on a daily basis, not relegated to one day out of the
entire year.
As much as I would love to expose more points of
interest with this discussion. I feel my time would be better used perusing my library, since I mentioned Voltaire earlier,
I think I shall indulge in the works he wrote during the Enlightenment.
Additionally, I feel it would be best to end this lecture by deviating from my usual conclusion of, J'ai offert vous
tous, Bonne nuit. Instead I shall leave with the words of a very wise man, whose gave a brilliant account of what Christmas
is, “Bah, humbug.”
I'll be Thankful for Carving up The Ross Family
Reaching for the Stars
by Stellar Travis Blake
Posted: November 16, 2009
Thanksgiving is almost here and I have so much to be thankful for. But I can't focus on it right now with Thanksgiving Thunder just around the corner. We finally have the opportunity to remove Rich Ross from the Commissioner's Office once and
for all. I spent the majority of my career trying to make the commish happy and what did I get for my hard work?
FIRED! So now, Rich is going to find out how it feels to be removed from office.
Ross made sure I haven't
had any singles title shots since my departure from The Ross Family over a year ago and as luck would have it, I have
a shot this weekend at both of the IWF's prestigious singles titles. Steeler...unlike you, I've been an achiever even
without Ross Family backing. And Franciz...we used to be Tag Team Champions, but that was many moons ago. However,
if anyone knows how to dismantle the mastodon, it's me!
Thanksgiving Thunder is going to be WAR! I'm confident in my own abilities as well as the individual abilities of my allies; Juicy Justin,
Kevin Knight and Mad Dawg. I believe the four of us are the IWF's best and have all the necessary tools to take
down the Ross Family. In fact, I think by Thanksgiving Day, I'm going to be thankful for my new well polished IWF belts,
as well as, a Ross-free IWF.
The Things I'm Thankful For The Casino Chronicles
by Mr. Casino
Posted: November 12, 2009
The time of giving thanks is before us, and we all know Thanksgiving is
the time to share what we are all thankful for. There are many things I am thankful for, like the way the slot machines
chime when I sit before them, or the way the dealer looks at me when I tip him big as he hands me my winnings.
I am also thankful that the Indianapolis Colts are back to their old ways of not covering the spread with a tight
finish victory defeating there division rivals the Houston Texans. However, I'm sure there are others who are also thankful,
like how both the Detroit Lions and the Oakland Raiders get television time on Thanksgiving Day. Or, how my tag team partner
Fady The Arabian Bull can easily bench press 400 pounds of turkey. But most of all, we are all thankful that we only
have to read one of Frank Scoleri's Web Lecture a month.
Thanksgiving is a time when families get together and
gather around the dining room table; giving thanks for all that is brought to them. Carving their turkey's and drinking
their wine talking about the good old days as the football game plays in the background.
So, while Frank
Scoleri sits in his library drinking his tea all alone, and Kraig Stagg studies Frank's books on speaking English for dummies,
it will be a gloomy day for the Imperial Dictatorship as they hand their tag team titles over to me and Fady the Bull.
This is Mr. Casino wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving and for Lion and Raider fans, you never know!
What
Thanksgiving Means to Me
Web-Lecture
by Bruising Bookworm Frank Scoleri
Posted: November 4, 2009
As much as I wish you could hear this lovely concerto by Mozart, it would mean
granting you access to my personal library. And let us be blunt, the only business you have of being in my library is, well,
I can really see no reason to let you into these hallowed halls. Shelf upon shelf, column after column stuffed to the brink
with knowledge, what more could a member of academia ask for.
I
bid you all welcome to the November Web-Lecture. I hope you all took notes from the last two. Fear not, there will be no exam,
but frankly your pitiful minds could do with upgrade. My apologies for using your scie, Maître Steeler, but it was the
most apt phrase available.
November, a lovely time of year,
the month that best personifies Autumn, please refrain from calling it “Fall.” Show a little class please. But
what is November in terms of history. It is the harvest month where many farmers will gather the last of their crops and prepare
their lands for tilling, come the spring. Many of our animal brethren are busy preparing for hibernation, and we in America
prepare for Thanksgiving. Officially made a holiday by Lincoln in 1863, it is meant to commemorate brotherhood and close ties
to our fellow man.
Traditionally, the image we see is off the
Pilgrims sitting down to a meal with the local Native Americans. I find this terribly ironic considering the vast European
expansion in the New World, the rape of this land’s resources and the blind oppression of those very Natives are what
truly occurred during those first 200 years and continuing into the late 20th century. From Plymouth Colony to Jamestown in
my beloved and historically significant state of Virginia, the rightful owners of this land were persecuted and forced off
their ancestral soil by your ancestors. Thankfully, my bloodlines can be traced to a country that didn’t indulge in
this geological pillaging, my conscious is clean.
But I digress.
Once forced off their land, the natives, those that survived, took refuge in Appalachian Mountains to the West. Even there,
they found no peace. Hostile winters and the ever expanding European territorial gains, it is enough to make one sick to his
stomach. The Island of Manhattan for a cup of beads, dear me that was a horrible trade.
You may all continue your “traditional celebration” with your feast, but I shall spend Thanksgiving in
my own fashion. With a cup of tea and three books, that is all that I require. Until my December Web-Lecture, J'ai offert
vous tous, Bonne nuit.
Imperial Dictatorship Begins
Internationally Speaking
by German Menace Kraig Stagg
Posted:
October 29, 2009
Am vergangenen Wochenende in böser Absicht
Blake und Corino zum Opfer fiel die Macht und intelligance der kaiserlichen Diktatur der deutschen Bedrohung und der Bluterguss
Bookworm.
Und am Tag 2 haben wir unseren Titel erfolgreich
verteidigen gegen die ungleiche Paar von Herrn Casino und Fady, die herausfanden, dass Imperial Diktatur nicht nur brillant
und kräftig, aber rücksichtslos wie gut ist.
- Kraig Stagg
Translation: (by Frank Scoleri)
This past weekend at Evil Intentions, Blake and Corino fell victim to the might and intelligence of the Imperial Dictatorship of the German Menace and the Bruising
Bookworm.
And on Day 2, we successfully defended our new IWF Tag Team Titles against the unlikely duo of Mr. Casino and Fady the Bull who found out that Imperial Dictatorship is not only brilliant and
strong, but ruthless as well.
-Kraig Stagg
More Fuel for the Fire A Woman's
Point of View by Jennifer
Posted: October
28, 2009
Words cannot express how regretful I am to myself
and especially the IWF fans, for many reasons. The first being not able to capture the American Title against Franciz,
and second is unfortunately still being an un-official member of The Ross Family.
As I sit in this awful room surrounded
by Ross Family memorabilia, I ask myself one question...''What could I have done differently, not only to win the American
title, but most importantly,regain my freedom in the process.' And to be honest, the answer is...NOTHING. I did
everything I possibly could do against that beast Franciz.
I'm
glad that Rich had to send in the mastodon to do his dirty work for him. Rich make note of this: Anytime, Anyplace,
Anywhere! Believe me when I say that you can send anyone you want against me and I'll be willing to do it all over again!
Now, while a total of 2 months with The Ross Family sounds like an horrific punishment that you wouldn't wish upon
your worst enemy, for me its just adding more fuel to the fire. One day, The Ross Family will get a taste of their own
medicine. And when that day happens, I can't wait to look in each and every single one of their sad, lonely eyes to
finally get a chance to say...''I TOLD YOU SO!"
My Evil Intentions
Juicy Details
by Juicy Justin Corino
Posted: October 19, 2009
As a proud member of arguably the greatest tag team to step into the IWF, things just haven't been the same as of
late. You see, there are two delusional goons named Frank Scoleri and Kraig Stagg who walk around with OUR belts, calling
themselves IWF Tag Team Champions.
The fact of the matter is this; they know the two of them combined don't have what
it takes to beat Blake and I, so they had to take the sissy route and steal our title belts.
Come October 24th, bet your money that we are going to wipe those stupid smirks off your ugly faces, take our belts back, and EARN the right
to call ourselves not only the best, but the undisputed Tag Team Champions (something you two clowns can't do).
In conclusion, I am not going to sit here and talk any more crap. Unlike Stagg and Scoleri, that isn't what I'm
about. This Saturday, if it's a war you want, then your wish is our command. Make sure you do whatever it takes
to attend Saturday, October 24 to witness in person, what Stellar Travis and Juicy Justin's Evil Intentions are.
Rock n' Roll All Night, IWF Every Day
A Knight's Tale
by Kevin Knight
Posted: October 17, 2009
Last weekend was only the third weekend all year IWF did not have a live event. All three "off weekends" occurred
on holiday weekends. We have been extremely busy with 70 shows so far this year...51 children's birthday party
events and 19 regular events. We will end up with 90 events for 2009.
So last Saturday,
October 10, I saw KISS at Madison Square Garden on the Alive/35 tour. They are celebrating 35 years of rockin' and rollin' all
night, and partying every day. Having been to over 50 concert-type events (music, comedy, plays, etc), this was
the best show I ever saw. So I got to reminiscing and looked through all the ticket stubs I saved from all live acts
I have been to...
Kiss, Paul Stanley solo, Van Halen, David Lee Roth solo, Sammy Hagar solo, Alice
Cooper, Hall & Oates, Journey, Def Leppard, Queensryche, Eagles, Don Henley solo, Sheryl Crow, Bangles, Madonna,
Bon Jovi, Jason Mraz, Skid Row, Bryan Adams, Kenny Rogers, Rick Springfield, Til' Tuesday, .38 Special, Simply Red, Genesis, Paul
Young, Glass Tiger, The Hooters, INXS, George Michael, and Joan Jett. Heck, I've even seen comedians such as Lisa Lamponelli, Bea Arthur and Don Rickles.
What memories.
I just love attending live shows. So I know how important it is when fans and children come to an IWF live event.
We work on improving the live experience for our fans and party guests with each performance. Since our debut 12 years
ago in 1998, there have been 425 IWF live events. At Evil Intentions, we will debut a new wrestlers entrance stage, and some new lighting effects. Being successful is always a work in
progress, and you learn something new every day. We've come a long way baby, but you ain't seen nothing yet!
Kevin Knight with Shannon Tweed,
star of A&E's Gene Simmons Family Jewels, at KISS - Madison Square Garden, October 10
Earning the Right to be Called a Champion
Reaching for the Stars
by Stellar Travis Blake
Posted: October 16, 2009
Evil Intentions is almost here and I'm just as psyched for this weekend as I was for my first-ever match. I love to compete and look
forward to every event, every time. The competition is always fierce and the titles in the IWF are prestigious.
Every champion...past, present and future...had some undeniable quality to obtain gold, no matter the means. Every
titleholder deserved the right to call oneself a champion.
However, somehow Scoleri and Stagg slipped through the cracks.
They didn't win the tag team titles, they literally STOLE them! To make matters worse, they proclaim on Eruption and post 'web-lectures' that they are the rightful title holders!
Obviously, this gets under my skin in ways they can't fathom. Juicy Justin and myself beat the most ruthless
team in IWF history to win those titles, and Scoleri and Stagg have no right to announce themselves as champions.
So at Evil Intentions, I'm not just looking to compete, I'm looking for revenge. Both Justin and I are determined
to leave IWF Centre STILL tag team champions, and have the belts fully in our possession.
The Odds Of Winning The
Casino Chronicles
by Mr. Casino
Posted: October 10, 2009
Let's discuss how the odds come into affect. The odds can be tricky, but if you know how to play them,
it could lead you to a high stakes victory. Odds are used in all types of gambling, rather it be at the race track,
a football game, poker, or even in the wrestling ring. They tell the story of any wager, so lets discuss how to play
them.
Football- in last months edition of making the right picks, we talked about how the Colts had
trouble covering the spread against division rivals. Lately, the Colts have been impressive in covering the spread dominating
both the Cardinals and the Seahawks. However, here is the real test. This week, they visit the 0-4 Tennessee Titans.
What are the odds of the Titans really going 0-5? Tennessee is only the 3 point underdog, which shows how Indy struggles
every time the two meet. This time, Indy has a fairly easy line to cover but it will be difficult week for the Colts
as the Titans always play them tough.
The Race Track - whether you bet on horse racing or dog racing, playing the
odds are the same. The two most common wages are betting to win, or win, place, and show. In every race, there
are 8 horses. If you play to win, you have a 1 out of 8 chance of winning. If you play to win, place, and
show, you have a 3 out of 8 chance of winning. However, all three of your horse choosing's have to rank in 1st, 2nd,
or 3rd place which can be quite tricky. But if accomplished, the payout is well worth the gamble. The odds determine
how much money you could win. If the odds show that the horse is a 2-1 favorite, the chances of winning are excellent,
but does not pay as much as a 15-1 horse which chances of winning are a long shot. To make a long story short, the chances
of a horse with 15-1 odds is equal to the chance of Evan Schwartz winning a match.
Now if the line is even,
that means the odds are equal. Last month, Bright Lights Jarrett Foster stated that in our fatal four way match, the odds aren't going to be in my favor.
I have to admit he was correct, but this month it's different. There are no odds and there are no lines, it's him against me and I am sure, I will be adding yet another
piece of gold to my fortune.
30 Day Prison Sentence
A Women's Point of View
by Jennifer
Posted: October 8, 2009
After weeks of shining Mr. Ross' shoes, tailoring Chris Steeler "dressy suits'', babysitting Dan McGuire, cleaning Damian Adams apartment, and finally feeding Franciz
12 times a day (which takes up most of my time), I finally have a much needed break!
Chris Steeler, last month you walked away still the IWF Champion but only by the skin of your teeth. To say that I gave you a run for your money would be a understatement. If
you or your ''family'' disagrees with that, then you guys are even dumber then you look. Chris, ever heard of something
called sweet revenge, I have, and I can't wait to see the look on your miserable face when you finally get yours!!!!!!
Now, onto the Mastodon Franciz. It seems out of all the lame people in your family, that you've taken it upon
yourself to bark your orders around at me the most. Need I remind you Franciz that you were not the one who got the
pin against me, and to be honest, if it was you and me in that ring, I have no problem standing toe to toe with you.
I know most people in the IWF are scared of you, but I'm not 1 of them and if you want to try me, then I suggest you
take your best shot. Hey, everyone knows I'm all about trying to make history and I think "American Champion Jennifer" has a nice ring to it..don't you :) !!!!!!
A huge thank you to the IWF fans for supporting me when I need
it the most, and lord knows having to deal with this mess, I'm going to need it. Well, I have Boss Ross yelling at me
to get back to work now. Maybe I'll vacuum for him again. I know how much he loves it when I do that :)!!!!
Change is in the Air
Web-Lecture
by Bruising Bookworm Frank Scoleri
Posted: October 5, 2009
Can
you smell the change in the air? The crisp smell of Autumn bestows it’s aroma to us all. It also signifies
the arrival of Frank Scoleri’s October Web-Lecture. As I sit here in my vast library, a hot cup of Jasmine Tea
resting at my side, I ponder what subject to grace you with. Though All Hallow’s Eve is upon us, I find what the
confectionery companies have done to this once fascinating celebration most repulsive.
As I mentioned before, the season has changed at the same time, the IWF Tag Team Championship has changed hands. As of now, the German Menace Kraig Stagg and I now sit atop
Olympus among our fellow Gods. But as I understand it, there is some controversy as to whom the titles belong to.
Though Stagg and I were victorious, Masters Corino and Blake claim the titles cannot change hands via count out. Many
men have made claims of this dated rule for decades; the entirety has cowardly invoked this rule. Ha, I laugh at this
charade. Is all you have in your arsenal a dated rule? Such childish logic is laughable. But if you insist, I
shall cite historical precedent on why Stagg and I have a rightful claim to the titles, against Corino and Blake’s claim
of the sanctity of the rules.
This is America, though
I prefer my blood home Italy, we have never been ones to honor the rules bestowed on us. The American Revolution began
with the Stamp Act of 1765, where the colonists refused to pay the take mandated by His Majesty King George III. Later
on December 13, 1773, Bostonian “loyal” to the colonies, committed acts of trespassing and piracy when they boarded
the ship Dartmouth and “heroically” threw the fine British tea into Boston Harbor. Tis such a waste.
A mere three years later, July the 4th, 1776, these loyal subjects of the British Empire committed the act of High
Treason by severing all political ties with His Majesty’s government. This “fine” nation was founded
under acts that would warrant execution for the late 18th Century. “I only regret that I have but one
life to give for my country.” Ha, Nathan Hale deserved to hang from the gallows on that day in September, 1776.
Ergo, we are a nation of “rule-breakers.”
If your
“intellect” prefers something more modern, let us visit the middle of the 20th Century, when mankind
lost it’s “innocence.” The Manhattan Project, 1942-1945, was America’s military project to develop
the Atomic Bomb. A weapon that would change the face of the world forever, and instilled so much fear, it has not been
used since. When we deployed “Little Boy” and “Fat Man” on August 6th and 9th
of 1945, we did so with a minor threat that the Japanese faced “total destruction.” The United States gave
the Japanese no concrete proof of the how “effective” these bombs were, thus the treat was ignored. Soon,
the United States government would claim the lives of almost 550,000 Japanese civilians.
Hundreds of thousands dead, millions effected from radiation poisoning, and Corino and Blake have the unmitigated
gall to claim we have not followed the rules of conduct. I have just proven does not bend the rules, we break them or
write new ones. We were victorious, the IWF Tag Team Champions now belong to the German Menace and the Bruising Bookworm.
If you wish to dispute our claim, visit Hiroshima’s Ground Zero and ask, “アメリカは規則に続くか。” “Does America follow the rules?” Blake and Corino are beaten, Stagg and I reign supreme. Until November’s Web-Lecture, J'ai offert vous tous, Bonne nuit.
How to talk to a girl for the first time
Chattin' with Chachi
by Chachi
Posted:
October 4, 2009
Mis amigos, Que Onda?? (what's up friends?)
September may have not been my best month, but going out dancing and talking to my lady friends always cheers
me up when I'm down. I'll make sure to be ready for Evil Intentions Weekend whether Schwartz has me going up against my friends or enemies!
Anyway...Recently, I've been getting questions by fans about girls and so on. That's why today I'll give you some
advise for the fellas on how to talk to a girl for the first time....here's a few pointers:
How to talk to
a girl for the first time?
¿Cómo
hablar con un mujer que te gustas por la primera vez?
1. It's
all about confidence! Maintain the attitude that she is lucky that you like her (make sure you are making her laugh,
and in a nice way)-- and if she doesn't see that she is lucky-- well, there are plenty of girls who will.
2. Compliment her: Tell her she has a beautiful smile or beautiful eyes, but do not say
something that is not true. And-- don't say them one after the other! (It is highly recommended that you must
talk about other things before complimenting or else it feels awkward)
3. Don't not pick her or say you hate her, then
she will never like you. She'll think that you do not like her, so she won't like you. EVER!
4. DO
NOT begin talking about sports or hobbies right off the bat-- these are things that you may feel passionately about, yet she
may not be interested in, creating an awkwardly one-sided conversation. Try finding a neutral zone to talk about what
kinds and why she likes movies, cars, foods, animals-- see which ones of those she likes, ask "how" or "why
not," etc.-- and school, her friends (mostly) or straight music (not really weird stuff) or anything like that.
Just let her set the pace and get her started and you listen closely.
5. If you master the first four tips, you'll be getting her
number. Remember, its the 21st century and there is no 3 DAY rule! You can call the next day, but don't get upset
if she doesn't pick up or call right away. Wait, she will call you.
Hasta Luego! (bye)
~@ ~@ ChaChi ~@ ~@
It's Great to be Chris Steeler
In Focus
by Hi-Definition Chris Steeler
Posted: October 1, 2009
Wow, what a great day it is to be Chris Steeler. Well actually, everyday is a great day to be Chris Steeler,
especially when you're the first and only Grand Slam Champion in IWF history. That just makes everyday better than the last.
Now, after the rest of the Ross Family
treated me to a great birthday at some of the best nightclubs in New York City, it was time to focus on getting back to business
and doing what I do best.
First up was acquiring the newest member of the Ross Family staff, and that person
was Jennifer. You see, I did exactly what I told everyone I was going to do and that was defeat Jennifer and make her
property of the Ross family for 30 days, and I know once these 30 days are over she will not want to leave as being on the
Ross Family pay roll (even though Jennifer is not getting paid) is a privilege that any IWF Star or fan would kill for.
Now, onto Mr. Bright Lights Jarrett Foster, you see after what you did to me at the end of the Fatal Four Way match
at Desperate Measures, I had a bone to pick with you and by the end of the match you were given a much needed upgrade.
After putting your lights out, Foster, I walked out IWF Centre still the Independent Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion.
Oh, and don't worry, I saw the tape and I saw exactly what Jennifer did and Franciz made sure to put her in her place and
she was disciplined.
Well, my back is hurting and I think it’s time I find Jennifer and
get myself a massage. I hope she isn't too tired since she was up all night...cooking and cleaning.
Welcome to My Knightmare
A Knight's Tale
by Kevin Knight
Posted:
September 30, 2009
Last week, Mad Dawg Jenkins and I went to see
legendary heavy metal rocker Alice Cooper in concert at the Bergen Performing Arts Center in Englewood, NJ. The BergenPAC
is a fantastic intimate venue to see a show and the building has great acoustics.
Alice Cooper is 61 years old, but performs like he is still 21. He has been on stage for over 40 years doing
what he loves to do...kill babies, strangle women, then get executed for his crimes. It's a rock n' roll horror
show at its best.
His desire, dedication and passion are still
there. I am fascinated to see any legendary figure in action, no matter their field. Whether its a musician,
an athlete, a painter, or broadcaster...I love watching and learning from the best.
Even though John Layfield questioned my taste and asked me if I was "mad at myself" going to see Alice
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Dishing the Dirt with the Dawg
The Dawg Pound
by Mad Dawg Jenkins
Posted: September 24, 2009
Mad Dawgie Dawg in the mutha luvin house! Lots of trash talkin' goin down in the IWF. Well, the Dawg
is here to show and flow and let people know what is really goin down.
Schwartz...its clear Jana is not impressed
with your acquisition of Chachi's contract. If your so lonely, maybe Chachi will go on a date with you to get his contract
back! We all know Jana would rather roll with the Dawg, but even she is too "female doggy" for me! BOL
(barking out loud).
As for you Mr. Ross... Coming to a theatre near you, JENKINATOR 5: Judgement Dawg Day!
"Its a new day in the IWF. The apocalypse has begun. Jenk ForceOne has a bomb locked and loaded and
ready to drop on Ross City, Population: 4 Losers. It is a New Dawg Order!" Rated R for extreme violent content
and a little puppy luv BMAO!
The Entrepreneurs Entourage and Fall Brawl
Evan's Two Cents
by Evan Schwartz
Posted: September 23, 2009
It seems as though blog fever has hit and everyone wants to get their two cents in, but we all know that what the
Entrepreneur has to say is far more important than anything anyone else has to say (although I do recommend Frank Scoleri's
Web-Lecture). Today, I come to you with a few things that have been on my mind, so once again the Entrepreneur
can show you why his pennies shine, and everyone else comes up....with short change.
Mr. Casino Frankie
Amantea has decided to teach us all how to make the right picks, in his blog entitled "The Casino Chronicles".
He's decided to let us know that the Indianapolis Colts can't make anyone money in their own division; that the Colts are
worthless when it comes to facing three teams whose combined winning percentage over the past five years is probably as good
as Mr. Casino's winning percentage since he debuted in the IWF. I have no idea how this greaseball, who looks like Arthur
Fonzarelli, can tell anyone how to make money. If anyone should be teaching others how to make money, it's me, the Entrepreneur.
Now, it turns out that the Entrepreneur and Mr. Casino are also in the same division, the IWF Junior Heavyweight division,
and it just so happens I have a pick for Mr. Casino: pick to get lost, because your chances of winning at Fall Brawl are about
as good as the Jaguars winning the AFC South, no chance. I hate gambling.
Speaking of the Junior Heavyweight division,
I've sat by for three years and watched many people get opportunity after opportunity for the championship.
Me? I've had on average about one shot per year since I have been here, and each time I lost unfairly. To say
that the championship committee is biased against me would be the understatement of the year. I have never lost fairly.
But the past is the past and I have never been anyone to dwell on the past. I'm the Entrepreneur, I only live for the
present and the future, and the present and future is Fall Brawl and beyond when I take that Junior championship right off
the ever growing waist of Mr. Lights and place it around my own slim, trim waist.
When you own a business sometimes you realize when something isn't working and sell off what is still valuable, and
that's exactly what I did as I've sold off the remaining piece of Foreign Relations, German Menace Kraig Stagg.
Unlike most of you who work a 9-5 job, and couldn't dream of what it's like to own their own business, I realize this
decision had to be made. I wish him the best, but I wish myself better, and that is why I have started a new business
venture, the Entourage. Over the past few months I have been training Chachi very hard, and I think he finally understands
if he doesn't listen to me, he has no job. Chachi, despite popular belief, did not come cheap. If I remember correctly
he cost me about 1000 pesos, which I believe is equal to about $2.00 American...or half a taco.
But
with the Entrepreneur's guidance, Chachi will help turn a profit and win titles whether he likes it or not, and allow me to
treat the other half of the Entourage, Jana, to finer things in life. I pay Jana good money to accompany
me to the ring, even though I clearly don't need to. It's obvious there is a certain glow in her eye when she sees me,
and frankly I don't blame her. So for all my fans, this Junior Championship win is dedicated to you...but dedicated
more to me :-D.
Ross Family Business Mastodon Memoir by Franciz(as dictated to Frank Scoleri)
Posted: September 22, 2009
With Fall Brawl
just a few days away, two words are on my mind: "Family Business." My "targets" are two people that
have been stressing me out, my family, and Rich for the past couple months...Kevin Knight and Fady The Arabian Bull.
This weekend, I have an opportunity to finish business for the Ross Family once and for all.
Last month, I left
the "so called" demon of the IWF laid out in a pool of his own blood. A sight that made me hungry. The
ring was a cathedral of horror, and I was the reason. That was a small preview of what I can do to Knight. This
weekend, if he decides to show up to IWF Centre, I'll make sure people will not be screaming "Knight is Right"...
as people will be saying "Knight is Retired."
As for The Arabian Bull, you've been walking around the
locker room with a chip on your shoulder because of last month's match. Congratulations, you have taken the Mastodon
to my physical limit, by almost scoring a 1-2-3...but almost doesn't count. Fady, the difference between me and you
is that you might fight big, but I am a big fighter, and nobody will ever have a mean streak like me. This weekend,
this mastodon will run over the bull.
Thanks to the Bruising Bookworm Frank Scoleri for transcribing my
blog.
Legendary Sports Broadcaster Spencer Ross
A Knight's Tale
by Kevin Knight
Posted: September 20, 2009
Spencer Ross is a legendary sportscaster. With the exception of the Mets, Ross called play-by-play on radio
and television for every professional New York area sports franchise, including the Yankees, the Nets and Knicks, the
Jets and Giants, and the Devils, Islanders and Rangers. Outside New York, he called games for Florida
State Seminoles and Boston Celtics. Nationally, he worked for NFL on NBC and Major League Baseball on CBS Radio.
William Paterson University was well known back in the day for its great Radio and Television communications program.
During my junior year, the radio station wisely returned to the previous faculty advisor, the late-great John Kiernan. He
and department chair Doc Maltese and Dean McCloud brought in Spencer as a guest professor for a semester, and having worked
at the radio station the prior two years, I was first to register for his class.
The previous administration really taught us nothing.
We were thrown on the air without guidance. Learning from Spencer in the classroom was a wake up call. The first
Pioneer football game of the season, he decided to pay a surprise visit to the broadcast booth where I was the radio play-by-play
man. I was terrible. During every break, he ripped me. "You aren't painting a picture for the listener!"
"You aren't telling a story!" "You don't know the play formations!" "Why aren't you wearing
a suit and tie?"
That Monday, he criticized me in front of every student during the 3 hour class.
He played the tape of the broadcast and ripped every mistake I made. He destroyed me. If it was a fight, they
would have stopped it. But he told me why I was wrong, and what I needed to do to improve. I didn't quit and I
asked for extra help. He helped me prepare roster charts. Told me how to read formations. Explained
how to tell a story and paint a picture. He told me a broadcaster needs to wear a suit always because you represent
the station and the university.
My broadcast the next week was tremendous. He played the tape in class,
and praised me and explained everything I did right. The next week, he brought in Ian Eagle for a seminar, who was
at WFAN Sports Radio and now does NFL on CBS. The following week, Erik Spitz held a seminar, who was WFAN operations
manager. The only way to learn your craft is to learn from legends and those who came before you in your field.
There is no handbook for a successful career...advice and knowledge are passed down.
I did radio play-by-play for football, men's
and women's basketball, and baseball. I then moved to television senior year and did those sports, in addition
to men's and women's soccer, and volleyball. My partner on television was Kevin Burkhardt, who moved on to WFAN
and now is a broadcaster for the Mets on SNY. We made a great team. Burkhardt was hungry and the best. Spencer
was a mentor and the best. To learn, you must be guided by the best legends, and surround yourself with the best
team. You cannot soar with the eagles if you hangout with mice.
Downfall of Parents and Students
Web-Lecture
by Bruising Bookworm Frank Scoleri
Posted:
September 19, 2009
Now I can share my vast knowledge with the
less informed on the global level. I wonder if Aristotle himself could have fathomed how we could unify the universe
with the World Wide Web. If only our elected officials could accomplish such a feat. But I digress. I would
love to welcome you all to the Inaugural Frank Scoleri Web-Lecture. Please refrain from calling it a “blecture,”
I find it disgraceful. In fact, my first Web-Lecture will focus on just how disgraceful the students of this country
are, if you dare call yourselves that.
The new school year is
underway, and I find it frightfully embarrassing how many of you younger students are handling it. At a recent lecture
at Rider University, I noted many students were busy texting, day dreaming, and Twittering while I was lecturing the class.
I spent several months studying the socio-economic strife of Third World countries, wrote a brilliant paper on the subject,
and while I try to enlighten the “students” to the world, and they could care less. This impertinent behavior
is not just relegated to our universities, but our secondary and even primary schools.
Parents wonder why their students fail in their studies, and have the fortitude to unjustly place blame on teachers.
This is absolutely detestable. Perhaps if parents take more responsibility and ensure their children open a textbook
and study, these United States wouldn’t be the laughing stock of the educational world. But I suppose the old
saying stands firm, “Incompetence breeds more incompetence.” Forgive me, I seem to have gone on a rant of
how lazy your children really are, and robbed you of a chance to broaden your horizons. Aber es konnte nicht geholfen
werden.
For those of you whom have been scratching your head
the last few minutes, allow me to enlighten you. A proper education is a privilege to be had, yet too many treat it
as a proverbial “chore,” thinking you can go through your life with you head in the clouds. Texting is a
large distraction, day dreaming is for underachievers, and Twittering is for the social inept who have no concept of reality.
If you do not wish to have a proper education, that is your
purgative, but do not squander the system’s valuable time. I am sure young gentlemen who text during class can
find a meaningful life flipping burgers. And young ladies constantly Twittering, well lets pray you marry a man who
did pay attention in class. For now I shall retire to my library with a cup of tea. Until my next Web-Lecture,
J'ai offert vous tous, Bonne nuit.
How to Make the Right Picks!
The Casino Chronicles
by Mr. Casino Frankie Amantea
Posted: September 16, 2009
After a long summer of cashing in the chips and winning big, a new season brings excitement to the eyes of a gambler.
The cool, crisp breeze of autumn means one thing, and that my friends is football. Now don't get me wrong, it's great
to just sit back and enjoy the games but for me, that's just not enough. When money is involved...I am there, which
brings me to today's blog: "How to make the right picks!"
Picking the winning team could be tricky and
to be honest with you, anyone could beat anyone at any time. "Hang in there Lion fans, your time will come."
But what happens when you play with the line? How do you know if your team is going to clear that spread?
Today, we are going to discuss a great team that just can't seem to cover the points. The Indianapolis Colts.
It seems Tony Dungy wasn't the only head coach who couldn't get the job done...Jim Caldwell is taking over right where the
Colts left off last year.
Last week, the Jaguars were the 7.5 point underdog. After missing the two point
conversion, it led the Colts to yet another close victory. The Colts can't cover a spread over division games. So,
rather it be against the Jaguars, Titans or Texans, if they are getting the points take the underdog. This is Mr. Casino
signing out for week one. We will have to see if the Colts can pull off some point clearing action when they face off
against the Miami Dolphins in week two.
Desperate Times Call
for Desperate Measures Evan's Two Cents by Evan Schwartz
Posted: August 19, 2009
Summer is almost over
and Jersey still smells as bad as ever. With that said, what better time to bring back the most popular blog in history,
Evan’s Two Cents.
I'm sure you watched August Eruption. I'll tell you that I sure did. Over and over. And you know why? Because of the mistreatment I received
at the hands of Fady the Bull. I was busy addressing my fans of my current setback (I have a very itchy shoulder), and
he storms in while I'm not looking, and pushes me out of the way because he wasn't given time to speak. Well that screams
sore loser, and I don't like sore losers. See, when you're clearly not as popular as the Entrepreneur, you have to stoop
to such repulsive, desperate measures.
And isn't it funny this month’s event just happens to be Desperate Measures? Well, I'm at the point where I have to take Desperate Measures. I know Commissioner Ross is a busy man and I
didn't want to bother him, so I spoke to the Championship Committee, and they gave me the run around. I even tried calling Human Resources, to let them know how I was being mistreated
and all I got was voicemail. But that’s fine, because entrepreneurs don't need anyone but themselves to get the
job done, which is why I called my own personal human resources department, German Menace Kraig Stagg. Stagg showed
Chachi when you are my employee you better listen to me, and he will have no problem showing Fady that even when you are not
my employee you still better listen to me.
Now, my doctor’s orders have been ignored and I've
been placed into competition at Desperate Measures. I'm all for fair, athletic competition, but this is UNFAIR. I'm at a disadvantage due to my chronic, itchy shoulder.
But as everyone knows, I'm a winner… a doer…and most of all a fighting champion. I have been in the IWF
for three years and never lost a title; unlike Mad Dawg Jenkins. I've had to face him numerous times and every time
he has always had back up. Not anymore Dawg. Jenkins is nothing but a stray now, and strays belong in one place,
the kennel, which is where he is going to be when I'm through with him.
Last, the real reason I couldn't wait
to write this blog, “Hush” Holiday. See, Mr. Holiday can't be addressed on Eruption because unfortunately,
he can't hear. I feel terrible for Hush. Actually, I could care less. I can hear fine, and that’s
all that matters. It’s probably a good thing he can't hear, because why would he want to hear everybody cheer
me when we face-off? He was already unsuccessful in his debut last month in tag-team action, and now thinks he will
be successful against the Entrepreneur? Not from what I hear. Once I hit him with Short Change he will be finished,
and instead of having a win and being a success all he will have is a ringing head. Lucky for him, he won't even hear
it. :-D.
No Excuses
at Reckless Abandon or IWF Wrestling School A Knight's Tale
by Kevin Knight
Posted:
April 18, 2009
On April 25, 2009 at the Independent
Wrestling Federation's 12th Annual Reckless Abandon Weekend Anniversary Live Events, there will be no excuses in the "I
Quit" Match as I challenge IWF Heavyweight Champion Hi-Definition Chris Steeler in West Paterson, NJ. Two men enter...one
man quits...the other man leaves as champion. No excuses!
Speaking of excuses...with IWF Wrestling School in our 10th year, I decided to compile a Top 10 List of the worst...actually
the best...excuses I have heard from students for missing a class. Yes, they are all 100% true. Yes, they all
eventually quit wrestling...shockingly.
Somehow I doubt the likes of WWE Superstar Seminar and Clinic Instructors John Bradshaw Layfield, Dr. Tom Prichard,
Honky Tonk Man and Tito Santana ever made these excuses as they made their way up the ladder of the professional wrestling
ranks.
10. My father died. (I believed this at first) 9. My knee is sore. (we are all sore, suck
it up) 8. The Giants football game is on TV. (do you want to watch football or do you want to wrestle?) 7.
It's raining out and there's a puddle on my street. (I guess the world stops when it rains) 6. Mick Foley is signing
books at the mall. (at least he told the truth and didn't make up a phony excuse) 5. My father died. (yes,
6 months later from the same student who provided excuse #10) 4. Got sick from eating Wendy's bacon triple cheeseburger
before class. (at least he told the truth) 3. I'm in jail. (at least, unfortunately, he told the truth) 2.
I'm upset DX broke up last night on Raw. (at least he wasn't a mark) 1. My father died. (for the third time,
9 months later from the same student who provided excuse #5 and #10)
I'm not happy, until you're not
happy!
The Ross Report
by Commissioner Rich Ross
Posted: March 9, 2009
Finally, The
Ross Family controls all the major Independent Wrestling Federation titles. Last month at February Fury Weekend, Hi-Definition Chris Steeler won the IWF Heavyweight Title and become the first Grand Slam Winner in IWF History, having held all four
championships. When the money was on the line in the bottom of the ninth, Chris hit a Grand Slam home run against
Kevin Knight, a feat even A-Rod could never do!
Dangerous Dan McGuire joined our elite family alongside Franciz, now they reign as the Tag Team Champions.
And with Damian Adams as the American Champion and Tournament of Champions winner, I hold ownership over all the gold.
While the rest of the world suffers in economic peril, Ross Family stock is soaring sky-high.
This month
at March Madness Weekend, get ready for the "Ross Rumble!" On March 28th, the rumble winner earns a shot at
the American Title at April’s Reckless Abandon Anniversary Event. On March 29th, that rumble winner
earns a shot at the Heavyweight Title at Reckless Abandon. But I'm not concerned about who the winners will be,
because my Family will also enter the rumble's to make sure there are NO contenders and ALL the gold remains in the Family!
There will be a rampage in the rumble. When I let the 340-pound Mastodon loose, Kareem West will look like the
woman in the Chimpanzee attack! The mauling Kevin Knight gets will be worse than what the tiger did to Siegfried &
Roy! There will be no Heavyweight or American Title contenders for April, and I am going to give my Family the month
off. I think a nice vacation for the group in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico sounds nice, don't you?
As seen on Eruption, my boys were lighting up the town in style on location in Damian's
Den as the American Champion hosted an extravagant party for the Family. To us, money is no object. What an introduction
Dangerous Dan received. You wish you could live in our world. Remember, I'm not happy, until you're not happy!
Winter Warfare Recap,
Foreign Affairs & February Fury
Evan's
Two Cents :-D
by Evan Schwartz
Posted:
February 15, 2009
Let's start Evan's Two Cents by talking about
how I was rudely interrupted last month at Winter Warfare by an uninvited surprise, Fady "Arabian Bull" Madani.
Fady, you had no business coming out to the ring while I was talking. Do you know that I'm Evan Schwartz? Are
you aware that I host my own talk show and write my own blog, Evan's Two Cents? I'm a big deal…people know me!
But you had to stick your big, oversized rear-end in my business. Once again, I was taken advantage of when I
wasn't ready, and that inappropriate behavior was condoned by the IWF fans. Fady, you learned a hard lesson later in
the night when you fell victim to the hands of my entrepreneurial creation, Foreign Affairs. Your poor tag team partner
and your only friend in life, Chachi Perez, learned that it doesn't matter how well he did in his debut, he fell victim to
the shot heard around the IWF...my home run swing :-D.
I'm sure you'll agree that Foreign Affairs looked better
than ever at Winter Warfare. Both gained size and strength, as they want to be just like their mentor, me :-D.
The way they manhandled Fady and Chachi was more than impressive. On top of all this, German Menace Kraig Stagg gave
Travis Blake the beating of his life. Blake was lucky to walk away with his hand raised. But know this, if Blake
has the guts to step back in the ring with the Menace, you can bet the outcome won't be the same.
Now, we are
on the verge of February Fury and up first for Foreign Affairs is Bigg Nutz (Eruption Webcast). Bigg Nutz has been a thorn in my side ever since they joined forces
here in the IWF. Every time I'm ready to catapult myself into superstardom, these two somehow get in my way and I'm
sick of it! That's why this month will be the last time you ever see Bigg Nutz together. Foreign Affairs has been
instructed to stop at nothing to rid these two from the IWF.
After Foreign Affairs wins their tag team championship opportunity, we have a chance
to capture the most important piece of gold in the IWF, the Heavyweight Title, when the German Menace goes one-on-one with
Heavyweight Champion Kevin Knight. Knight, if you happen to be lucky enough to hold onto that title past Saturday, you
might as well kiss it goodbye on Sunday. The Menace has never been more ready for battle in his life. This is a bigger deal
to him than the Berlin Wall coming down, and he knows failure is not an option. Knight, you don't stand a chance.
Foreign Affairs is about money and gold. So on behalf of the Portuguese Powerhouse Dan Marques, he challenges
whoever comes out of February Fury as American Champion and nothing would make him happier than to win that prestigious belt
and rename it the Portuguese Championship. That only leaves one item of business left, the Junior Heavyweight Title.
Jennifer, don't think I forgot about you and how you've humiliated me in the past. It's only a matter of time before
I strip you of that Title, and Foreign Affairs claim all the IWF gold!
IWF
Interview with WWE Superstar John Layfield:
Posted: April 2008
(WEST PATERSON, NJ)- Mamajuana presents
John Layfield…Raw Superstar and former WWE Heavyweight Champion…as Guest Instructor at the Independent Wrestling
Federation Training School, West Paterson, NJ. Mr. Layfield hosts a Pro Wrestling Seminar for IWF students, graduates and indy wrestlers on April 30. WrestlingIWF.com
had a chance to talk with John Layfield to get his thoughts on his new Energy products, his personal pro wrestling training
experiences, as well as what participants can expect at his seminar at IWF Pro Wrestling School:
IWF: Mamajuana and 418 Energy present a Pro Wrestling
Seminar with John Layfield at IWF School in West Paterson, NJ. First, please tell us how your involvement with
these energy products came about?
JOHN: I WAS
WORKING ON WALL STREET AND HELPED A NUTRITIONAL COMPANY BUY ANOTHER ONE (COMPANY). IN DOING SO, I REALIZED AN OPPORTUNITY
TO PARTNER WITH THE BUYER AND FORM A JOINT VENTURE TO DEVELOP TARGETED NUTRITION...THAT'S HOW LAYFIELD ENERGY WAS FORMED.
IWF: How do Mamajuana and 418 Energy differ from similar products on the market?
JOHN: MAMAJUANA IS A VIRILITY PRODUCT. "LIQUID VIAGRA" I HAVE
HEARD THE ORIGINAL MAMAJUANA CALLED, WE HAVE CREATED SEX IN A BOTTLE. WE HAVE ALREADY AGREED TO NATIONAL DISTRIBUTION
WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL PRODUCT IS ON SHELVES IN STORES TO ANNOUNCE IT. YOU CAN BUY IT AT MAMAJUANAENERGY.COM. IT IS GETTING UNBELIEVABLE TESTIMONIALS. WE WORKED FOR
OVER A YEAR DEVELOPING THIS. NO YOHIMBE AND NO GINGKO SO THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM GETTING PRODUCT LIABILITY INSURANCE, MADE
IN AN FDA APPROVED LAB. 418 ENERGY IS MADE FOR GOLFERS, IT HAS A NATURAL ANTI-INFLAMMATORY BUILT INTO IT AND COGNITIVE
INGREDIENTS...ALLWHAT GOLFERS NEED. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE 418 ENERGY, WE MADE IT SPECIFICALLY FOR GOLFERS.
IWF: Looking back, tell us about the early stages of your wrestling career and about your road to the WWE?
JOHN: I WAS BROKEN IN BY BRAD RHEINGANS...1980 GRECO ROMAN WORLD CHAMPION.
I WRESTLED IN TEXAS, JAPAN, MEXICO, AND LIVED IN EUROPE FOR TWO YEARS WRESTLING THERE. I FINALLY MADE IT INTO WWE IN
DECEMBER 1995.
IWF: During your training, who was most instrumental in your development and what was the
most important advice you received?
JOHN: DICK MURDOCH
ONCE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS ON MY WAY TO AN INTERVIEW "MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN" AND THAT HAS BECOME MY PHILOSOPHY IN LIFE.
IWF: How long did it take you to "get it" and were there any defining moments that stand out when
you truly understood what performing and the business were all about?
JOHN: I DON'T THINK I HAVE IT NOW. I WENT OUT THE OTHER DAY AND GOT
LOST. I AM STILL WORKING ON GETTING IT. I HOPE TO GET CLOSE ONE DAY. SKANDOR AKBAR INGRAINED IN ME
THAT THE MAIN EVENT HAD TO BE SPECIAL...IN EVERYTHING FROM DRESS, TO APPEARANCE, TO STYLE. JIMMY CROCKETT
TOLD ME THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER...IT MADE AN IMPACT.
IWF: At IWF Wrestling School in addition
to yourself, WWE Hall of Famer Tito Santana, WWE Trainer Tom Prichard, WWE Legend Honky Tonk Man, WWE's Steven Richards,
WWE's Nunzio, WWE legend Ricky Steamboat, former UFC and WWE Champion Ken Shamrock, and former WWE Diva Dawn Marie have hosted
clinics. How valuable are these sessions for trainees?
JOHN: IT'S THE
ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT, THERE IS NO EASY ROUTE. I WISH THERE WAS.
IWF: This Seminar at IWF Wrestling
School marks your first-ever lecture at a training facility for young hopefuls. What qualities and attributes separate
an ordinary "independent" wrestler from a first-class "professional" wrestler?
JOHN: IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULD MAKE MILLIONS. GUYS WHO MAKE IT HAVE A PASSION
FOR THE BUSINESS. THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS, BUT FOR THE MOST PART GUYS WHO MAKE IT LOVE IT. YOU HAVE
TO LOVE WHAT YOU DO OR YOU WON'T BE GOOD AT IT. THIS BUSINESS IS NO DIFFERENT.
IWF: Many trainees
and young wrestlers expect to make it to WWE after just a few months or few years of training. What are some things
that young wrestlers need to keep in mind during the early years of their career?
JOHN: YOU HAVE TO LEARN EVERYTHING...EVERYTHING! TOO MANY THINK WRESTLING
IS JUST ABOUT HIGH SPOTS AND PHYSIQUES. I HAVE CERTAINLY PROVED THAT WRONG AND I'VE DONE FAIRLY WELL IN MY CAREER.
IWF: With about 20 years of experience as a wrestler, you have seen countless wrestlers come and go.
What are the keys to a prosperous wrestling career?
JOHN:
STAY HEALTHY AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. I DID NEITHER, SO I GUESS BEING LUCKY HELPS OUT TOO. CONSTANTLY EVOLVE. THE
BUSINESS IS DIFFERENT FROM WHEN I BROKE IN. THOSE WHO CHANGED WITH IT ARE STILL HERE, THOSE THAT DIDN'T AREN'T
HERE.
IWF
Interview with WWE Legend Honky Tonk Man:
Posted: April 2008
(WEST PATERSON, NJ)- WWE
Legend Honky Tonk Man…the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of All-time…returns as Guest Instructor at
the Independent Wrestling Federation Training School, West Paterson, NJ. Honky Tonk Man hosts a Pro Wrestling Clinic and Seminar for IWF students, graduates and indy wrestlers on April 16 and April
17. WrestlingIWF.com had a chance to sit down with Honky Tonk Man to get his thoughts on his personal pro wrestling
training experiences, as well as what participants can expect at his upcoming classes at IWF Pro Wrestling School:
IWF: Take us back to the early stages of your
wrestling career and tell us about your training experience?
HTM: I trained 2 nights a week, 3 hours
each session. My training partner was Koko B. Ware. Our trainer was Herb Welch of the famous Welch-Fuller family
of the south. We trained countless hours on holds, and reversal of the holds, takedowns and escapes. I was 9 months
into training before Herb released me for a match. After that match, I realized I knew nothing. I went back to
training for another 3-4 months having matches off and on.
IWF: During your training, who was most instrumental
in your development and what were some of the most important tips you received?
HTM: My trainer, Herb
Welch was the most instrumental. He had wrestled all over the states and was very well respected by all the wrestlers.
He drilled me on fundamentals and taking the business seriously. He hated lazy work!
IWF: How long
did it take you to "get it" and were there any defining moments that stand out when you truly understood what performing
in the ring was all about?
HTM: I took about 4-5 years…somewhere in that time frame to stand back
and say, "I have been doing this all wrong!" Fundamentally I was very good, but the mental part was way behind
the fundamentals. It takes awhile for the mental part to catch up to the physical part.
IWF: At IWF
Wrestling School in addition to yourself, WWE Hall of Famer Tito Santana, WWE Trainer Tom Prichard, WWE's Steven Richards,
WWE's Nunzio, WWE legend Ricky Steamboat, former UFC and WWE Champion Ken Shamrock, and former WWE Diva Dawn Marie have hosted
clinics. How valuable are these sessions for trainees?
HTM: It is very important for the students
to get a chance to listen to and to ask questions of these veterans of the business. The trainees get a better insight
into the big picture. Sometimes the trainees think the teacher is full of nonsense when he tells them how things really
work and the need for doing certain things the trainees might think are boring and mean nothing. The outside veterans
can help shore up the trainees' confidence in the trainer.
IWF: You conducted many clinics at IWF Wrestling
School since 2002. Since that time, 17 different IWF graduates performed with WWE. What qualities and attributes
separate an ordinary "independent" wrestler from a first-class "professional" wrestler?
HTM: It all goes back to the training, the trainer, and the atmosphere of the wrestling school itself. If the training
is professional, the trainer is professional, and the school is run professionally, then the students who graduate and move
on will in turn be more professional. The IWF does all of the above and each of the graduates are professionals when
they go on to the next level. The groundwork that is laid at the IWF camp is one of the best I have ever seen.
Some of the "run of the mill ordinaries" are just that,"ordinary." They will never move to the higher
level simply because they do not know how to take it to that level.
IWF: Yourself, Tito Santana and Tom
Prichard among others, have been credited for the success of IWF Wrestling School as a result of your roles as guest instructors.
The common theme is basics, fundamentals and storytelling. To some young wrestlers, this seems boring when compared
to stunts, dives and barbed wire. Any idiot can do a stunt, a dive or fall into barbed wire, but it takes a skilled
professional athlete to master the basics and tell a logical story. Why are these the most important elements for a
wrestler to learn?
HTM: As you stated, anyone at any given time can do a stunt move. Guys and girls
do them during Spring Break all the time, whether they are sober or drunken to the gills. Being able to put it all together
to captivate and audience is a different kind of skill. It is a skill, as I said before, that is not just physical, but it
is a mental thing. You have to be able to control the audience's emotions. High-flying stunts, barbed wire, fire,
blood, and dives off the rafters are exciting to watch, but they have to be put into a storyline that will control emotions.
IWF: Today, with the short attention span of society in general and instant gratification expected, many trainees
and young wrestlers expect to make it to WWE after just a few months or few years of training. What are some things
that young wrestlers need to keep in mind during the early years of their career?
HTM: Fundamentals,
fundamentals, fundamentals! Without these elements you are a lost ship on the ocean. When all else fails, the
fundamentals you have learned will always bail you out of trouble. Short attention span is something we have "given
in to." I think given the right circumstances on any given day, we can, if we are fundamentally sound and have
a good understanding of the mental aspects of a good versus evil storyline, any of us can control the audience's emotions
for any given amount of time. Top rated movies go for over 2 hours. Where is the short attention span there?
IWF: With almost 30 years of experience as a wrestler and having performed in four WrestleMania's, what are
the keys to longevity?
HTM: Staying healthy. Doing those things in the ring that you are comfortable
doing. Never push the limits the body has set forth. The mind might say go for it, the body says I can't do that.
Listen to the body. The longer you stay around, the more chances you have to be prosperous.
Exclusive IWF Interview with WWE Trainer Dr. Tom Prichard:
Posted: August 1, 2007
(WEST
PATERSON, NJ)- Independent Wrestling Federation sat down with WWE Developmental Talent Trainer Tom Prichard of Florida Championship
Wrestling prior to his WWE Seminar, Clinic and Tryout in 2007 at IWF Wrestling School. Prichard, a former Tag Team Champion with The Heavenly Bodies and The Bodydonnas, spoke
about his role as a coach, and what it takes to make it as a successful wrestler...
IWF: First,
tell us about the early stages of your wrestling career and about your training?
TOM: I am a lifelong wrestling fan and have watched my whole life. From the
time I was 4 years old I knew I wanted to be a professional wrestler. I started watching on TV in El Paso, TX and there
were great workers like The Funks, Harley Race, The Infernos, The Von Brauners, Nick and Jerry Kozak, Grizzly Smith, Rickey
Romero, Gory Guerrero, El Santo and many other top names who I didn't know at the time were top names pretty much everywhere
they went. Or, they were being groomed for a top spot. West Texas was run by the Funk family and they were very
smart in how they did business. When I was 10, we moved to Houston and got acquainted with a whole new crew of wrestlers;
Wahoo McDaniel, Johnny Valentine, The Spoiler, Gary Hart, The Great Malenko, Fritz Von Erich, Jose Lothario, and Dory Funk
Jr. just won the NWA World championship before we moved so he was now a touring champion, going from territory to territory
so I was able to still see some of my favorites from West Texas. Paul Boesch was the promoter and we were able to go
to the matches every Friday night at the Sam Houston Coliseum in the 70's. I made it a point to be around the entrance the
guys arrived at in the coliseum and would try to talk to some while other times I just watched. I finally introduced
myself to Paul and told him I wanted to wrestle. Of course at 11 years old I was told there’s no way but I was
persistent and never gave up. From the time I was 10 up until I was 20 years old I was at the matches every week and
in between those years I managed to work in the Houston office during summers, referee, second and set up rings. I was
a gofer and did anything I could to be a part of the business. I never gave up my hopes and dreams. There wasn't
a lot of encouragement to go around either but I wasn't going to let that stop me.
IWF: During
your wrestling training, who was most instrumental in your development and what were some of the most important tips and advice
you received?
TOM: The most influential person in my early
training and development was my karate instructor, Bill Gray. About the same time we moved to Houston, my brother and
I took karate classes and that’s where I met Bill. Bill brought a speaker to class one night who said, “There
are 3 kinds of people in the world: Those who ‘try’. They'll never make it because when they don't they
say “Well, at least I tried.” Those who ‘give it their best shot’. They'll never make
it because when they don't they say “Well, at least I gave it my best shot.” Then there’s that third
kind of person who says ‘Whatever It Takes.’ There is no denying these people because they will not stop
until they accomplish their goal. There is no ‘try’ or ‘best shot.’ I thought that was
the most profound thing I ever heard. What’s possible is done, what’s impossible will be done. How
true! I was told I was too small, couldn't wrestle, didn't have ‘it’, blah, blah, blah. I knew what
I wanted to do and while I wasn't sure exactly how I would get there I was going to get there! I took a lot of risks
and made a lot of mistakes but that’s life. I just couldn't see myself doing anything else. Paul Boesch
letting me work in the office and train with The Iron Sheik on Friday afternoons in an empty coliseum was a big help as well.
Paul was a great influence and inspiration to me too.
IWF: How long did
it take you to "get it" and were there any defining moments that stand out when you truly understood what performing
and the business were all about?
TOM: The rule of thumb
when I had my first match (1979) was you had to be working for at least 5 years before you would be allowed to call a spot
or anything in the match. Back then you were put with a veteran every night and you listened to him. That’s
how you really learn this business is on the job training and experienced veterans pass down their knowledge. I think
I finally ‘got it’ when I turned heel in Louisiana. Then I was able to try things and try my hand at calling
a match. It was right around my 5 year mark after working 5-7 nights a week for 5 years! It’s next to impossible
to fathom that today. There’s just no where to go and do something like that. Going to the Pensacola/Alabama
territory really gave me the freedom to try my hand at some ideas and get comfortable about who I was as a performer.
But then again, going to WWE it was like starting all over again! The great thing about this business is it’s
constantly changing. And the bad thing about this business is it’s constantly changing!
IWF: In 1996, you began a new career as a trainer and coach for WWE. It is well known you
had a hand in preparing The Rock, Kurt Angle and Ken Shamrock among others for their careers What were the qualities
and attributes that separated those that made it to the big dance from those who didn't make it?
TOM: The biggest qualities these guys all have is they are students of the game.
They kept looking for improvement and new ways to do things. It wasn't “just doing moves for the sake of doing
moves.” In the case of Rock and Angle they both became extremely entertaining on the mic and in the ring.
Shamrock had a lot of talent as well. They all had the “Whatever It Takes” attitude!
IWF: Kevin
Knight opened IWF Wrestling School in 1999 because there weren't any quality schools in the area. His role was also
that of a student as he began brining in countless stars and legends to conduct clinics. In addition to yourself, WWE's
Steven Richards, WWE's Nunzio, WWE Hall of Famer Tito Santana, former WWE Intercontinental Champion Honky Tonk Man, WWE legend
Ricky Steamboat, former UFC and WWE Champion Ken Shamrock, former WWE Diva Dawn Marie, former WWE star Tom Brandi, former
ECW Champion Steve Corino, and TNA's Simon Diamond have hosted clinics. How valuable are these sessions for trainees?
TOM: The hardest part starting out today is finding a reputable
school and coach who knows what he’s doing. To be able to hear it from the people who have “been there,
done that” is immeasurable. No two people have broke into the business the same way but the successful ones with
longevity know and understand what someone must do in order to follow some direction. No one knows everything, therefore
it is good to hear a different point of view as long as the information is constructive and helping the students attain their
goals. You never know when you might see or hear that ‘one thing’ that inspires you or answers that burning
question nobody else seemed to have the answer to. Too many times trainers give answers they “think” is
right because they read it in a book or magazine.
IWF: Kevin Knight formulated his coaching
style for IWF Wrestling School by combining all the valuable knowledge gained during these superstar clinics. Who was
influential in helping you to develop your coaching style?
TOM:
Once again, Bill Gray. His method of teaching kept things fun, interesting and informative. I actually learned
and wanted to learn more. You must have a passion to learn the business but I also feel a good coach must have a passion
for coaching. A good coach must also be willing to change and adapt as things change.
IWF: You conducted many clinics throughout the country, including developing a relationship with
IWF Wrestling School in 2002. Since that time, 16 different IWF graduates performed with WWE. Now, there are thousands
of independent wrestlers in the country. What qualities and attributes separate an ordinary "independent"
wrestler from a first-class "professional" wrestler?
TOM: Attitude.
Too many guys think it’s all about how many moonsaults or huracanranas they can do. Stone Cold Steve Austin has
NEVER done a moonsault! Less is more! The real pros understand it is about quality, NOT quantity. This is
a business and it should be enjoyed. The object is not to kick each other as hard as you can. It’s to give
the impression you are beating the hell out of each other! Pros understand this. Indie/Outlaws don't!
IWF: Yourself, Honky Tonk Man and Tito Santana among others, have been credited for the success of IWF Wrestling
School as a result of your roles as guest instructors. The common theme is basics, fundamentals and storytelling.
To some young wrestlers, this seems boring when compared to stunts, dives and barbed wire. Any idiot can do a stunt,
a dive or fall into barbed wire, but it takes a skilled professional athlete to master the basics and tell a logical story.
Why are these the most important elements for a wrestler to learn?
TOM:
We can teach moves. We can't teach charisma or passion. How much talent does it take to do 15 huracarranas, 12
moonsaults, go thru 20 tables and still get up and do a flying dive off the cage? I'm sure it takes something but the
object again, is to tell a story and entertain people. The Rock will still get more of a reaction by raising his
eyebrow than some 165 pound guy stapling a dollar to his tongue.
IWF: Today, with the short
attention span of society in general and instant gratification expected, many trainees and young wrestlers expect to make
it to WWE after just a few months or few years of training. What are some things that young wrestlers need to keep in
mind during the early years of their career?
TOM: Worry
about having a solid foundation before worrying about “getting my tattoo on my trunks and ring jacket!”
Without knowing the BASICS and having a solid foundation you will go nowhere fast! Ask veterans who have been where you want
to be for advice! Become a student of the game and live this business 24/7. Don't live your gimmick…live
and understand the demands and sacrifices required of this business.
IWF: With almost 30 years of
experience as a wrestler, trainer and coach, you have seen countless wrestlers come and go. What are the keys to longevity
and a prosperous wrestling career?
TOM: Attitude.
Understanding ones strengths and weaknesses. Learn everything you can about everything connected to the business.
It won't last forever. Are you thought of or capable enough to pass down what you learned? Longevity means WORKING
SMART! That doesn't mean be lazy, it means work smart so you don't get a serious injury and aren't able to make a living
any more.
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